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Nightmare Demotivational Poster


G.I.L.F. - God- It Looks Feral!


TAGS: wake me from this nightmare
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

thedanimal - July 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Chooot em!
Dave809 - June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm
Shit where did you find my second wife? Please put her back under the rock where you found her...
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:11 am
ummm...somebody pass the sandpaper, my eyes need a good scrub
Trolanator - April 7, 2011, 12:44 am
EWWWII!!! wish i hadent seen this
Samson - April 6, 2011, 4:13 pm
Grandma?


Clown spiders -


TAGS: clown spider god nightmares
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:14 pm

NEENER NEENER
nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:44 pm
The spider looks like a little jell bean, it's actually really cute!


IT WAS HORRIBLE! - I dreamt I was in a world where only smart and talented people could be famous!


TAGS: kardashian nightmare
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by vilnius

falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:43 pm
Not sure if repost, or...I-don't-know-what.
BoneCD - July 23, 2012, 9:22 pm
LMFAO...I f'n love this poster!!!! 5 extreme poodles for you
falloutghoul - July 23, 2012, 2:59 pm
If only it was a dream come true.


Sweet dreams! -


TAGS: spider nightmare
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 11:41 am
'Horde' of spiders.
heavyrock - June 3, 2013, 8:38 pm
This looks like a shot from an old Cure Video - Lullaby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS6t56U9tBg
Rudedog - May 13, 2013, 10:11 pm
Thank you for my nightmare de jour.
steve1961 - May 12, 2013, 9:22 am
More likely that they'd just join forces...
MissPriss - May 12, 2013, 2:17 am
You did already drop this off over at Shivers too...right? How about I just dream of spiders eating up bed bugs? Eewwww


Untying The Knots -


TAGS: ptsd military army dreams nightmares
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:43 pm
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - August 28, 2014, 10:11 pm
I didn't know there were anything other kind. 5L Grey
Sho - August 28, 2014, 6:29 pm
indeed 5L


WHEN DARKNESS FALLS -


TAGS: nightmares
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

FatherTyme - October 13, 2011, 10:40 am
Didn't I see this on another Moti? The the image of the tat I mean...
memengratbu - October 12, 2011, 7:24 pm
reminds me of A.I. movie ^_^
gas - October 12, 2011, 10:53 am
I mean, really nice
gas - October 12, 2011, 10:46 am
that's nice :)
rerun - October 11, 2011, 10:38 pm

Delightfully dark


PARENTS - They lie to you, because you ruined their lives


TAGS: parents nightmare kids
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

LOLOLOL - April 12, 2009, 2:22 pm
UR AN IDIOT, thats pedobear when he wakes up in the morning. He wants his first *doink* of the day!
Buttplug67 - February 27, 2009, 11:15 am
Hey! I'm in the picture! Under the bed!


HE KNOWS... -


TAGS: santa barbarian christmas nightmare iceman
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 12:05 am
If you've been bad, he'll bring you coal instead of an Xbox. If you've been really bad, he'll bring you a Leapfrog game system
LiquidAngel - December 23, 2011, 8:39 pm
awesome. 5L


A DAY IN THE LIFE -


TAGS: nightmare
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 7, 2012, 8:55 am

Found my coat and grabbed my hat Made the bus in seconds flat
spacedog - July 6, 2012, 4:46 pm
*went* lol
spacedog - July 6, 2012, 2:11 pm
5omebody spoke and I when into dream...
Airman - July 6, 2012, 11:48 am
found my way downstairs and had a smoke
mariand - July 6, 2012, 8:46 am
or maybe you should go to sleep...
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:22 pm
You wanna talk nightmares? I'm married... with children. More children than Al Bundy had.
spacedog - July 5, 2012, 5:48 pm
Woke up, fell outta bed, dragged a comb acro55 my head.
Sho - July 5, 2012, 10:18 am
Aw, you already used that caption :P. Very good nonetheless. Five'd & Fav'd


SHHHHH - You can't SCREAM with your throat cut any ways... ...sleep tight sweeties!




Goodnight -


TAGS: nightmare monster horror
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by getuppunk

CloudchaserS - May 8, 2013, 1:19 am
IN YOUR CLOSET, IN YOUR HEAD!
getuppunk - May 7, 2013, 8:45 pm
cool ty
Sho - May 7, 2013, 7:11 pm
Nice, good picture eh? I have it in my collection. Normally I don't use a pic that's already here but I think I'll make an exception this time :)


MY WORST NIGHTMARE -




NIGHTMARES - Don't read this poster if you're scared of spiders. Oh, sorry.




IGNORANT -


TAGS: sleep alone nightmare
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - July 15, 2012, 1:49 pm
152796 :P
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 1:36 pm
I called myself a n00b in reference to my time spent here. I also called myself a narcissist which means that I already know I'm better than all of you...at least that's what your girlfriends think ;)
Sho - July 15, 2012, 12:45 pm
Lmao y'all are killing me xD
GaryO - July 15, 2012, 12:29 pm
…and the Sho must go on…..hind ends up everyone! First sniff’s on me. Cheers.
Sho - July 15, 2012, 12:15 pm
Point well made, steve. And no need to call yourself a noob, we all get better by learning and trying
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 12:14 pm
quality work. So as a n00b and as a narcissistic bitter old man, I ask you all to kiss and make up before I have to put you all over my knee ;)How's that for length? LOL
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 12:10 pm
not matter as long as it's good and entertaining. I find shorter and precise easier to read with my short attention span. Part of the beauty of Motifake is that it allows a variety of styles for a variety of tastes and I find all the regulars here do
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 12:06 pm
I realize that I'm just a n00b but if I can offer my opinion, I personally look at the pic first, then the title, then what is written below. Each must grab my attention and keep it or I stop and move on. I hate to waste time and while length to me does
Sho - July 14, 2012, 11:35 am
Let me put it simple for you. It doesn't matter tome if you don't like long posters. I will keep making more. The mods like them, a lot of other people on the site likes them. And I know you love them too. There will be more so sit back, learn and enjoy.
spacedog - July 14, 2012, 10:46 am
Ha! So why don't you re-read your first comment on this poster and see if it resembles pi55ing and moaning? Do you plan on sharing any positive opinions of posters or is trolling all we can expect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2012, 10:37 am
I was hoping that you'd catch on and realize that no one agrees with you...Why do you think that you get to decide how posters should be made? you've got no business criticizing anyone's posters.
RealityCheck - July 14, 2012, 10:29 am
Not nearly as easy as whining when someone criticizes.
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:36 pm
You have made this point before. You are entitled to your opinion, but I like this poster. I gave it 5L. Sho creates great atmosphere with his posters. You should try it. It's not easy, like criticizing.
Sho - July 13, 2012, 7:28 pm
You like these don't you? I'll make sure to make a lot more.
RealityCheck - July 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
Yet another FABULOUS short novel by one of the members here.... as a demotivator, however, it leaves something to be desired. Like EDITING FOR BREVITY.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:10 am
Another fanta5tic Motifake by Sho that creeps me out, reminding why I sleep with a buck knife XD Good job, dude! Well worded.
Jerry430 - July 13, 2012, 1:49 am
Isn't that that one guy from Ponyo?
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 10:42 am
I KNEW IT!!


NIGHTMARES -


TAGS: nightmares dreams hand urn beware
Rating: 3.67/5

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Believer - December 5, 2012, 12:06 am
Wow, amazing. The image is really good.


THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAA! -


TAGS: this is sparta drill dentist nightmare ouch
Rating: 1.8/5


NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: nightmare midget seed
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 4, 2010, 9:45 pm

the seed is the mental image of this guy in your brain so that you have nightmares. meh...
Spades - July 4, 2010, 5:17 pm
Only one seed!? He looks like he took a watermelon patch in from this guy!
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 1:58 pm
You planted a seed? Where? In him? Ok, that, I can't get outta my head.


DREAMS - I would rather remember them and cry than not remember at all




FETISH - honey... you said that you would like to see Megan Fox dressed as Teletubby


TAGS: nightmares dreams cosplay teletubbie
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by werko

pzykosiz - September 28, 2010, 9:18 pm
dude, gross
forseti - September 28, 2010, 6:35 pm
very nice start!


thinking about me? -


TAGS: sleep nightmare scary
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by getuppunk

Vinxman - May 9, 2013, 10:09 pm
FYI--This is definitely not a good pick up line. I won't try that one again.
CloudchaserS - May 9, 2013, 12:06 am
And if I hacksaw the legs of my bed so you can't hide under it, then what? Hide in the closet? Then to get me, you'd have to come out of the closet


NIGHTMARES..DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP, -


TAGS: nightmare
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by krazirefa

spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:44 pm
What my ex gf sees in the mirror.


Clowns -


TAGS: clowns nightmares phobias
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 22, 2013, 11:33 am

and Religifake...
rerun - September 22, 2013, 9:40 am

you should post this to whyifearclowns


THE DAY AFTER -




CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARES -




WHEN I DIE IN MY DREAMS - That's not what scares me. It's the fact that I'm always alone.


TAGS: dream nightmare scary
Rating: 4.55/5

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Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:41 pm
Very very awesome poster. Definate 5


regret -


TAGS: dream nightmare sleep wish
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Sho

rerun - June 22, 2013, 2:41 pm

strong


THIS WOMAN IS - ... A PAINTING CONTRACTORS WORST NIGHTMARE !


TAGS: painting color samples choices nightmare
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:26 pm
Interesting picture... kinda mosaic.


SON'S BAD DREAM -


TAGS: nightmare
Rating: 3.97/5

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Nand - March 18, 2010, 9:27 pm
I saw it coming, but only because I've seen Big Fish.
R.S.Jake - March 18, 2010, 5:47 pm
HA!!!! I didn't see that one coming! 5 sweat soaked sheets!! (wait, that sounded bad...)


HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: life time nightmare t shirt quote joke christmas kanye west
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by giulio

Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 12:01 pm
It was... Then I became a horny simpleton and the girls began to find sluttiness a means of fun. Gah, who am I kidding, Christmas is still the greatest.. *childlike glee* Not by much, though.
aesop's folly - November 1, 2009, 8:04 pm
this joke will run long in motifake history


YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE -




NIGHTMARE FOOD -




NIGHTMARE - The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.


TAGS: nightmare
Rating: 3.12/5

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Never Say Never Again -


TAGS: dream nightmare wish fear sleep
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - April 5, 2014, 2:08 am
Thank you. :)
Reality Lord - April 4, 2014, 4:21 pm

epic stuff you been banging out greybeard.


This horrible dream, this horrible nightmare -


TAGS: diffuse it destroy it abuse it and enjoy it this horrible dream this horrible nightmare
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - October 1, 2014, 2:08 pm

Thankee-sai, GaryOld. Pretty sure that the going conversion rate of positive comments to lions is like 50 • 1, making this a high ranking poster
GaryO - October 1, 2014, 10:04 am
Man, I love this. and have missed yer work, Slybaby.


Down The Ole Rabbit Hole -




Richelle Goodrich -




armistice -


TAGS: nightmare dream friends
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 21, 2014, 3:00 am
You and me both. 5L for a job well done.


I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP -




WHAT A NIGHTMARE... - You: "What did you see?" Me: "You."




SANTA CLAWS -




I have the key -




HALLOWEEN -




NIGHTMARE - Must... Wake... Up...




Definition of Hell -


TAGS: hell nightmare earth last person
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - January 23, 2016, 6:01 pm
Oh LA! That's cruel! LUV it!!!! 5 GOTH lions!
Reality Lord - January 23, 2016, 2:50 pm

WOW
spacedog - January 23, 2016, 9:02 am
5's all round LA.


boss was giving me nightmares -




Awake -


TAGS: nightmare ghost dream creepy spooky
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - May 29, 2016, 5:48 am
That's flattering ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2016, 1:19 am
Good, God man! I thought this belonged to Sho! :-O
JesusWept - May 28, 2016, 8:21 am
Thanks!
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:35 am
I hate it when that happens! Nice and creepy, JW! ^!
JesusWept - May 24, 2016, 9:38 am
Thank you! :))
lgvernon - May 24, 2016, 9:31 am

Outstanding!


can't sleep -




PERHAPS TO DREAM -




ever dream of having sex with a vampire? -




Fear -




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